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消消气
-你知道我刚哼的啥吗？ -是《胜利之歌》吗？ - You know what I was gargling there? - Was it Yankee Doodle Dandy?
《胜利之歌》(Yankee Doodle Dandy)：1942年美国歌舞片
-是的 -哼的不错 - Yes. - That was a good one.
-猜的挺准啊 -嗯 你哼的好 - Good guess. - Yeah, that was pretty clear.
那个 我叔内森打电话了 他要来洛杉矶 So, my uncle Nathan called and he's coming to LA.
他想和我们周四晚上吃个饭 And he wants to have dinner with us on Thursday night.
-可以吗？ -行啊 你打算在家里吃？ - Does that work? - Yeah, you want to eat here?
-不 出去吃 -真的？ - No, we'd go out. - Really?
嗯 那样才有办法甩掉他 Yeah, that way we can get rid of him.
-他话很多？ -他总之喜欢拖着不走 - He's a talker? - He's a lingerer.
-好吧 -我是拖延症 他是拖着别人不走症 - Okay. - I'm a malingerer and he's a lingerer.
-好吧 那我们周四出去吃 -行 哦还有一件有点怪的事 - All right, we'll go out Thursday. - Okay, and also, this is a little weird...
杰夫想让我俩明天去他办公室见见他 Jeff wants to see us in his office tomorrow.
-他想见我俩？ -你和我 一起 - He wants to see us? - You and me, together.
他说不用担心 他有好消息要说 He said not to worry, he said he's got good news.
-这哥们 -他不肯告诉我什么事儿 - Oh, brother. - I couldn't get it out of him.
-我好奇是什么好消息 -我不知道 我一点头绪都没有 - I wonder what the good news is. - I don't know, I can't even begin to imagine.
-他不混演艺圈了？ -那可能真是一个好消息 - He's leaving show business? - That would be good news.
虽然我不觉得他会认为那是好消息 Although I don't think he'd bill it as that.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
-我能问你个事儿吗？ -说 - Can I ask you something? - Sure.
我只是好奇 好吧？ I'm just curious, okay?
房事上为啥总是我主动？ Why am I the one that always has to initiate sex?
你有想过吗？ You ever thought about that?
-好吧 我来告诉你为什么 -你说 - Okay, I'll tell you why. - Yeah.
哎脚抽筋了 I got a cramp in my foot.
-我在房事上随时奉陪 -真的假的？ - I'm available for sex all the time. - Is that right?
通常说来 Basically.
所以 你随时想那个了... So, anytime you want to have it...
我们就那个 you can have it.
但是假如我突然想那个 我不能... But, anytime I want to have it, I can't...
你就假设我时时刻刻都想那个 Just assume that I want it all the time...
所以无论什么时候 你想要那个 拍一下我的肩膀就行 so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder.
我的天 那事儿才不应该这么办呢 Jesus, that's so not how it should go.
否则我可能随时都在出手 你想那样吗？ Otherwise I'll be making moves all the time. Do you want that?
你想让我时刻往你身上扑吗？ Do you want somebody just mauling you all the time?
-我可能会把你的胸当成我的揉 -你有时候可以试试嘛 - I will treat your breasts as if they're mine. - Once in a while.
我当然不想你成天那样 I don't want you walking around like that.
我也许就成天那样了 知道吧 我需要界限 底线 That's how I'll walk around. You know, I need borders, I need boundaries.
好吧 有时可以试试 我没别的意思 好吧？ Okay, once in a while, give it a try, that's all I'm saying, okay?
行 好吧 行 All right, okay, all right.
不是现在 Not now.
所以 什么事 你把我们叫过来干嘛？ So, what's the deal here? Why'd you call us down here for?
这事儿很刺激 我知道你慈善事业如日中天 This is very exciting, I know you're busy with your charity work...
但我前几天接到温蒂普雷格一个电话 and all that stuff, but I got a phone call the other day from Wendy Praeger.
-你知道温蒂普雷格 -知道 导演嘛 对吧？ - You know who Wendy Praeger is? - Yeah, director, right?
导演 戏剧导演 Director. Theater director.
她在执导《阴道独白》那部剧 在纽约 She's directing The Vagina Monologues, that show, in New York...
她打算把《阴道独白》搬到这儿来 好吧？ and she's bringing The Vagina Monologues out here, okay?
我知道 这个标题... I know, the title...
"她打算把《阴道独白》..." "She's bringing The Vagina Monologues..."
你真棒 温蒂 需要帮忙吗？ Good for you, Wendy, do you need help?
她的确需要 因为她的一个女演员退出了... She does, 'cause one of her actresses dropped out...
我推荐了你 and I suggested you.
-你开玩笑吗？ -没有 而且不用面试 - Are you kidding? - No. No audition.
她几年前看过你的剧 She had seen you in a play years ago.
知道你是谁 也喜欢你的作品 And knew who you were, and liked your work.
你没在开玩笑？ Are you joking me?
没有 没有 事实上 剧本已经在我手上了 No, I'm not, as a matter of fact, I have the script right here.
阴道独白
她想让谢丽儿来演《阴道独白》？ She wants Cheryl to do The Vagina Monologues?
阴道独白
是的 只是这剧还有一周就开演了... Yes, the only thing is, it's opening in a week...
不过你不需要把台词都背下来 你可以拿着剧本上台 but you don't have to learn any lines. You can use the script on stage.
真的 Seriously.
我从来没见过她这么语无伦次 I've never seen her so speechless before.
我很吃惊 我不知道该说什么 I'm shocked, I don't know what to say.
我甚至不用向她推销你 I didn't even have to sell you there.
南希在纽约看了这剧 然后说它超级热门 Nancy saw this in New York and said that it's, like, the biggest hit.
你现在也是《阴道独白》的演员了 You're involved with The Vagina Monologues.
当然 我本人是从来没戴上眼镜看过阴道 Of course, you know, I've never actually seen the vagina with my glasses on.
我也不知道它长啥样 只有一个模模糊糊的印象 I don't have any idea what it looks like, it's all a hazy mystery to me.
-得了吧 你又不用凑近了看它 -我觉得阴道好极了 - Yeah, you don't need to look at it up close. - I'm pro-vagina.
我等不及要读这个了 我不知道该给你说什么 I can't wait to read this, I don't even know what to say to you right now.
-那我让她今天下午给你打电话？ -那太好了 - Can I have her call you this afternoon? - Please, yes.
-谢谢 -不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
-他真是好心 -是不是？ - That was so nice. - Wasn't that nice of him?
我真的很吃惊 我也想帮他做点啥 I'm shocked. I'd like to do something nice for him.
你该给他送点东西 送他一瓶苏格兰威士忌啥的 You should get him something. You could get him a bottle of Scotch or something.
尊尼...格伯 Johnnie...Goldberg.
尊尼获加？ Johnnie Walker?
尊尼获加(Johnnie Walker)：一种威士忌
-天呐 -嗨 露西 - My God! - Hi, Lucy.
-真高兴见到你 -真高兴见到你 - It's great to see you. - Good to see you.
-你看起来好极了 -是吗？ - You just look wonderful. - Do I?
-看看你 头发都变白了 -我已经自内而外开始腐朽了 - Look at you, getting some gray hair. - Inside, I'm corroding.
-才不是呢 你是银发小帅哥 -这是我老婆 谢丽儿 - No, you're a silver-haired fox. - This is my wife, Cheryl.
露西蒙顿 Lucy Montone.
-很高兴见到你 -是啊 我还在这儿呢 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, I'm here.
-抱歉 -没事 - Sorry. - That's okay.
你还在上班吗？你现在生活情况怎么样？ Are you working, what's going on in your life?
我在吸毒 知道吧 我现在整个人是嗨的 I'm on drugs, you know, I'm all doped up.
啥事儿都不做 真的 I don't do anything, yeah.
没骗你 我现在是个瘾君子 It's true, I'm a drug addict now.
我很高兴碰见你了 因为我一直在想你 I'm glad I'm seeing you, because I've been thinking about you.
我很想联系上你 结果就碰到你了 就这么碰见了 I've been wanting to get in touch with you, and here you are, you're here.
她是个演员 She's an actress.
-你是演员吗？ -有时 - Are you an actress? - Sometimes.
-你在演《阴道独白》？ -是 - You're doing The Vagina Monologues? - Yeah.
她今天才拿到这个角色 She just got this today.
我一直想面试这个剧 但我经纪人没争取到 I've been trying to get a reading for that, and my agent's just dropped the ball.
我只是运气好 他的经纪人帮了很多忙 I just got lucky, and his manager really was helpful.
是吧 那挺好的 嗯 见到你很开心 Yeah, great! So, it's nice to meet you.
嗯 所以你们是怎么认识的？ Yeah, so how do you guys know each other?
我们以前约会过 We used to go out.
但是她不太喜欢我 But, she didn't like me much.
我不太喜欢他 I didn't like him very much.
当他不再风趣之后 我就不喜欢他了 When he stopped actually being fun, I stopped actually liking him.
是吧 Good.
最后没啥结果 It didn't go anywhere.
你猜啥？我打算去车上等 You know what? I'm gonna go wait in the car.
我想读这个剧本想到死 很高兴碰到你 I'm dying to really start reading this. It was great meeting you.
恭喜你拿到这个角色 还有你的婚姻 各种好事儿 Congratulations on this. And your marriage and all this wonderful stuff.
我都快忘了这些了 I'd almost forgotten about that.
好吧 几分钟后见 Okay, I'll see you in a few minutes.
-好 就几分钟 -很高兴见到你 拜拜 - A couple of minutes. - It was nice to meet you. Bye-bye.
所以 还有什么新鲜事 So, what else is new?
我要钥匙 I need the keys.
-谢谢你 -不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
帮我个忙 把空调打开 让车里制冷一会儿 Do me a favor, turn the air conditioner on, make it a little cool in there.
-我一会儿就来 -拜拜 期待再和你见面 - I'll be just a second. - Bye-bye, I hope I see you again.
嗯 见到你很开心 Yeah, nice meeting you.
我真的很开心碰见你 因为我最近一直在想你 I'm really glad that I have run into you because I've been thinking about you.
我不知道怎么联系你 我想再和你见面... I didn't know how to get in touch. I want to us to get together...
因为我有事想和你说 'cause there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
-现在就说吧 -不行 这事...有点奇怪 - Tell me right now. - No, this isn't really... It's kind of weird.
我们不会有个孩子吧？ We don't have a child, do we?
据我所知没有 要是有我大概会听说过吧 Not that I know of, and, I think I'd probably be aware of that one.
你有时间吗 拉里？真的 我讲真的 Do you have time, Larry? Come on, I'm serious.
算有吧 I guess, yeah.
所以 这周吧 约个中午饭？ So, can we, maybe this week, have lunch?
中午饭还是可以的吧 I guess I can have lunch, yeah.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
-我在拍你的肩膀 -你猜啥 ？ - I'm tapping you on the shoulder. - You know what?
我现在没在那个情绪上 说实话 I'm really not in the mood, to tell you the truth.
我们可以不做吗？ Is it all right if we don't do it?
真是抱歉 可以吗？ I'm sorry, is that okay?
-你不在那个情绪上？ -是的 - You're not in the mood to do it? - Not really.
我也很抱歉 好吧 I'm sorry, is that okay?
所以 即使你想做 你也没办法？ So, even if you wanted to do it, you couldn't?
-是的 不行 -为什么今晚不行？ - I can't do it, yeah. - Why can't you do it tonight?
那天晚上你还说我只需要拍拍你肩膀... The other night you just said all I have to do is tap you on the shoulder...
你就整装待发了 and you're ready.
我弹尽粮绝了 I'm kind of tapped out.
弹尽粮绝？ Tapped out?
你是说... You mean...
你为啥那个啊？ Why would you do that?
我不知道 情绪到了 I don't know, it was there.
我是觉得很有趣哦 I think it's a little interesting...
白天刚碰到那个女人 露西 that we just ran into that woman, Lucy.
你觉得这是巧合吗？ Do you think that's a coincidence?
我们白天才碰见这个女人 丰乳肥臀的 We ran into this woman, who happens to have really large breasts...
长得也漂亮 and really beautiful...
所以... So...
你在那个的时候 一直想着这个女的 这个露西？ You were thinking of this woman Lucy the whole time you were...
没有 不是一直 她出现了一下下 然后就说"再见"了 No, not the whole time. She made a brief appearance and said, "Goodbye."
我有在中途出现过吗？ Was I in the mix there?
-什么？你？ -是啊 - What, you? - Yeah.
我不会那样亵渎你的 你不知道那是什么情况 I wouldn't defile you like that. You don't know what goes on there.
你不想和那个世界扯上关系的 你不想趟这个浑水 You don't want any part of that world. You don't want to be involved.
我说你和那堆东西无关 是在恭维你 It's complimentary to you that you're not involved in that.
但你就可以把你的前女友... But, you can bring your ex-girlfriends...
我可以贬低污损她啊 I can degrade and defile her.
你知道 我得说... You know, I have to say...
我不是很喜欢你坐在那儿 I'm not crazy about you sitting around...
脑子里想的却是露西蒙顿 或者其他女人 thinking about Lucy Montone, or other women...
或者你认识的什么前女友 or ex-girlfriends that you know.
露西蒙顿出局了 这是她最后一次出现 Lucy Montone is out, she's made her last appearance.
就这么说定了 That's it.
-我其实不太喜欢她 -真的假的？ - I didn't particularly care for her. - Is that right?
她态度不好 不配合拍女同志的戏份 She's got a bad attitude, doesn't take part in lesbian scenes...
很难相处 very hard to get along with.
她很喜欢耍大牌 我不喜欢别人耍大牌 你知道的 She's like a prima donna. I don't need any prima donnas, you know.
说好了 不能想前女友 Yeah, no ex-girlfriends.
露西不行 其它前女友也不行 Not Lucy, not any of the ex-girlfriends.
你说的对 你说的很在理 That's fair, that's completely legitimate.
我会让年轻时候的索菲娅罗兰重返舞台 I'm gonna bring back the young Sophia Loren.
-好吧？ -好 - Okay? - Okay.
-年轻时候的索菲娅罗兰 -谁不会呢？ - The young Sophia Loren... - Who wouldn't?
这是谢丽儿给你的 This is from Cheryl.
是吗 Yeah.
这东西应该怎么开...哇塞 蓝标的！ That's one of those things you go... Wow! Blue Label!
-喜欢吗？ -不敢相信 - You like that? - That's unbelievable.
-你喝这个吧？ -当然喝 - You drink that? - Yeah, of course.
-我就这么想的 -我得给她打个电话感谢她 - That's what I thought. - I'll call her and thank her.
-别一次性喝完了 -我不会的 - Don't drink it all at once. - No, I won't.
-导演联系她了吗？ -嗯 她和导演谈过了 - Did the director get a hold of her? - Yeah, she talked to the director.
那好 棒 所以 你要和前女友吃午饭？ All right, cool. So, you meeting your ex-girlfriend for lunch?
她刚好到了 嗨 露西 Here she is. Hi, Lucy.
-在街边找位置停了个车 -怎样？ - Found a spot on the street. - How you doing?
-挺好的 你也好吧？ -这是杰夫格林 我的经纪人 - Good, how are you today? - This is Jeff Greene, my manager.
-吃了没？ -没呢 哈哈 - How are you? - Very well, thanks.
-我认识你 -是吗？ - I know you. - Really?
是的 我在那部飓风的电影里见过你 Yeah, I saw you in that hurricane movie.
真贴心 不过 我想你把我认成杰米格瑞兹了 That's sweet, but I think you're thinking of Jami Gertz.
-她演了部龙卷风的 -我演的小行星上的 - She was in the tornado. - I did an asteroid.
行星 飓风 一回事儿 Asteroid, hurricane, same thing.
-你演的很好 -谢了 - You were very good. - Thank you.
所以？ So?
-我们要去吃午饭了 -是 我也饿了 - We're gonna go have some lunch. - Yeah, I'm hungry too.
-这附近可以好吃的地方挺多的 -这附近很多好吃的地方 - They got some good places around here. - They have great places around here.
这家是城里最好的一家 就这家 最好的 This is the best one in town, right here, it's the best one.
想吃一顿好的午饭 就去这个地方 A good lunch, this is the place to go.
-很高兴见到你 午餐愉快 -谢了 - Great to meet you, enjoy your lunch. - Thank you.
你成天净想些坏事 You're just a big bowl of wrong.
晚安 护士！ Good night, nurse!
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-你没有去毕业舞会？ -我那时候不知道有这个东西 - You didn't go to the prom? - I didn't know there was a prom.
我不能相信我们竟然没谈过这事儿 I can't believe we never talked about this.
我完全不知道毕业舞会的存在 I had no idea that a prom even existed.
你的父母 兄弟 都没有人给你提到过... Your parents, your brother, didn't alert you to...
你以为我会在学校听说过 但没有 You'd think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn't.
不管怎样 你最近怎么样？ Anyway, what's going on?
我非常好奇你为什么邀请我吃午饭？ I'm very curious as to why you invited me to lunch.
好吧 还记得我们约会时... Okay, remember when we were dating...
我给你说我的继父 你还记得吗？ and I told you about my stepfather, and, what happened?
记得 Yep.
而且我一句话都没给别人说过 And, did not breathe a word of it to anyone.
那就好 因为我只给你说过 Good, 'cause you're the only person I ever told about that.
不过我开始觉得发生的那些事... But, I kind of feel like what happened...
我觉得那些事开始对我的生活造成很大影响 I feel like it's really starting to affect my life a lot now.
我听说有个叫乱伦生存者互助会的东西 And there's something called an incest survivor group.
所以 我又不想一个人去 So, I don't want to go alone...
那我就在想 也许... and I was thinking, maybe...
你能和我一起去吗？ Could you go with me?
你非得我说出来吗？你能和我一起去吗？ Do you want me to spell it out? Can you go with me?
你想让我和你一起去乱伦互助会？ You want me to go to the incest group with you?
是的 Yeah.
我去那儿干嘛？ What would I do there?
你就去那儿陪我啊 You'd just be there with me.
你找不到其他让你觉得舒服的人陪你了？ There's nobody else you feel comfortable going with?
没有其他人知道这事儿了 除了...你知道的 我继父 Nobody else knows about what happened, except for, you know, my stepdad.
我不可能带他去吧 I'm not gonna bring him.
你确定和继父也算？那也算乱伦吗？ Are you sure that you qualify with your stepfather? Is that considered incest?
天呐 拉里！ God, Larry!
不算 如果是和继父的话 只能叫约会 No, if it's your stepfather, Larry, it's considered a date.
我当然尊重你的经历... With all due respect to your ordeal...
只是想问一下 他们是不是认可那是乱伦 but I was just wondering if they consider that incest or not.
好吧 既然你诚心诚意发问了 那我就告诉你答案 "是的" So, I guess it's a legitimate question, but, the answer is, "Yes."
那也算乱伦 They consider that incest.
-如果你不想去 我也不会... -我会去 去 - If you don't want to go, I'm not gonna... - I'll go, yeah.
你不会介意？ Are you comfortable with that?
我不想你不舒服 我希望你是情愿的 所以... I want you to be comfortable, I want you to be okay, so...
你在这儿干嘛？我不知道你会到这儿来 What are you doing here? I didn't know you were gonna be here.
当我们不在一起的时候 我是会去饭馆的 Sometimes when we're not together, I go to restaurants.
我想我们都在这儿了 I guess we're all here.
是啊 你记得她了 那天... Yeah, you remember her from...
这是南希 And that's Nancy.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
南希是谢丽儿的朋友 也是我的朋友 Nancy's a friend of Cheryl's, and a friend of mine, too.
-谢了哈 拉里 -所以 发生什么了？ - Thanks, Larry. - So, what's going on?
只是在吃午饭 Just a little lunch.
-你们要一起坐吗？ -不了 - Do you want to sit down? - No.
坐吧 干嘛不坐？ Sit, why don't you sit?
不用了 我们真的需要... No, we really need...
我们需要一点自己的时间 We need our time alone.
我们去吃去了 We're gonna go eat.
很高兴见到你 还有你 Good to see you. And you.
很高兴见到你 我就说我们会再见面的 It was great to see you, I knew I'd see you again.
很高兴见到你 It was nice to meet you.
-拜拜 拉里 -拜 - Bye-bye, Larry. - Bye.
胖子！ Fat man!
伙计 听着... Man, listen...
你中午一起吃饭那个妹子... that chick you had lunch with...
她结婚了吗？ Is she married?
她和谁在约会吗？ Is she going out with anybody?
-你有没有可能 刚好有她的号码？ -你要她的号码干嘛？ - You got her number, by some chance? - What do you want her number for?
就表现一下 Just representation stuff.
-和她交流一下与她共事的愿望 -你想和她共事 我懂 - Talk to her about working with her. - You want to work with her, I understand.
-你就想帮助她的事业 -就想帮帮她 就是这样 - You just want to help her career. - Just want to help her out, that's all.
我给你家里打 把号码留给苏西 I'll call your house, and leave it with Susie.
-怎么样？ -你猜啥？ - How's that? - You know what?
-你留在办公室就好 -留家里不行吗？ - Just leave it at the office. - Is that a problem?
我会留到办公室啦 I'll leave it at the office.
谢了 感激不尽 你真是个好人 Thank you, I appreciate it, you're a good man.
你真是好人 这么帮她 我不是好人 你才是 You're a great guy, helping her out like that. I'm not a good man, you're a great man.
我的名字叫辛西娅 我是乱伦性侵的幸存者 My name is Cynthia, and I'm an incest survivor.
好 这个时候你们就该说"你好辛西娅"了 Okay, this is the part where you guys say, "Hello, Cynthia."
你好辛西娅 Hello, Cynthia.
你们会习惯的 你们刚来嘛 You'll get used to it, you're new.
我想表扬你们所有人 能有勇气站出来 I want to commend you all for having the courage to step forward.
我希望你们感到安全 I want you all to feel safe.
记住了 我们的首要原则是： And this is our number-one rule here:
在这个房间里说的话 就留在这个房间里 What is said in this room, stays in this room.
我们这里是完全匿名的 We have total anonymity here.
那现在 我们大家拉起彼此的手... And if we could, right now, put our hands together...
这就建立起一个分享的环 and this sort of establishes a circle of sharing.
我希望你们能接受彼此 I want you all to feel comfortable with each other.
说完这些 我还想提醒大家 That all being said, I want to remind you...
来 跟我一起说： and say this with me:
"这不是我的错。" "It's not my fault."
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
好的 接下来 如果你愿意分享的话 Good. On that note, if you'd like to share.
我的名字是格温多林 我是乱伦性侵幸存者 My name's Gwendolyn, and I'm an incest survivor.
你好格温多林 Hello, Gwendolyn.
还是有点害怕说出来 It's really scary to say that.
第一个侵犯我的人是我的爷爷... My first perpetrator was my grandfather...
他很有魅力 长得很帅气 who's a very dashing, handsome man.
他长得像泰隆鲍华 He looked like Tyrone Power.
泰隆鲍华(Tyrone Power)： 20世纪30-50年代活跃美国影星，长相俊朗，常扮演风流君子
他会走进我的房间 带着一个面具 He would come into my room wearing a mask...
我们会扮演"佐罗和康苏洛" and we would play "Zorro and Consuelo"...
他会在我的肚子上画Z字 先是用他的羽毛 and he would make a "Z" on my tummy with a feather...
然后...用他的大剑 and then later, with his sword.
第二桩事件发生在一次家庭聚会 The next incident was at a family reunion...
在我们卡斯泰克市的家里 up at our house in Castaic.
做了很多盘好吃的菜 其中有一盘我很喜欢 They had laid out platters of great food, one of which was my favorite dish...
十分美味 你们知道的 就是水果沙拉加上棉花糖 ambrosia, you know, that fruit salad with the marshmallows...
还有椰子肉和樱桃 and the coconut and the cherries.
然后我的伯伯皮特 我爸那边的... And my uncle Pete on my father's side...
和我妈那边的叔叔奈德... and my uncle Ned on my mother's side...
接近我 告诉我他们可以帮我... approached me and told me that they could help me with the recipe...
告诉我怎么做那盘菜 and teach me how to make it.
所以他们把我带进房子 进到里面一间卧室 So they took me into the house, into a back bedroom...
两人过于假正经... and, became overly avuncular...
到了奇怪的地步了 因为他俩平时根本待不了一起 which was really odd because they never really got along.
即使在和我搞的时候 他们还在吵嘴 And they were even bickering while they were having sex with me...
争论着谁该去看风... arguing about who was gonna stand guard...
争吵着体位和技巧 给彼此捣乱... and positions and technique, and, you know, undermining each other...
一边做一边斥责着对方 berating each other while they were doing it.
还有一件事是我想说的 不过我不太确定算不算 There's one more event I'd like to talk about. I'm not sure if it counts.
是我的继兄 继兄算吗？ It was my stepbrother. Does a stepbrother count?
并没有血缘关系 It's not really a blood relative.
-所以 算吗？ -继亲也算 - So, does it count? - Step counts.
大家记住：继亲也算 Remember that everybody: Step counts.
我想我留着下次讨论说吧 我已经占了太多时间了 I think that I'll save it for another meeting. I've taken up a lot of time.
能把这些压力释放出来 感觉真好 It really feels good to unburden myself, you know.
这意味着今天我不用自残或者酗烟... This means that today I don't have to cut myself or put cigarettes out...
所以 就像是 So, it's, like...
我去见家里的人 I go to visit my family...
他们就否认我的存在 你知道吗？ and, they just deny my existence, you know?
"你不在那儿，你不在那儿。" "You're not there, you're not there."
但是我就在这儿啊！ And I'm here!
我想冲着他们大叫："我在这儿，我在这儿！" I want to scream at them, "I'm here, I'm here!
"我就在这儿！" "I'm here!"
感谢让我分享 谢谢你们 Thanks for letting me share, thanks so much.
-谢谢你 特鲁迪 -谢谢 - Thank you, Trudy. - Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 下一位 Okay, next.
该你了 You're up.
说吧 Go ahead.
我的名字是陶德 My name is Todd...
我是乱伦性侵幸存者 and I'm an incest survivor.
-你好陶德 -你好陶德 - Hi, Todd. - Hi, Todd.
你们好 Hello.
我和我的叔叔做了.. I had sex with my uncle...
在我12岁的时候 when I was 12.
他住在大颈镇 He lived in Great Neck.
他是一个医生 骨科医生 He was a doctor, an osteopath.
我甚至不知道他们做啥的 但我知道他是医生 I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors.
好像是给肌肉做手术的吧 我猜 It's something to do with muscles, I think.
也不太重要啦 说实话 That's neither here nor there, really.
-我给你说过我要和她吃午饭啊 -我知道 - I told you I was gonna have lunch with her. - I know.
只是走进去真的看到你俩在一起 感觉就完全不一样了 It's so different to walk in and actually see you guys together.
如果我那么喜欢她 我干嘛和她分手啊？ If I like her so much, how come I broke up with her?
你和她分的手？ You broke up with her?
好 行 我知道那一点可能都没有 Right, yes, I know that's impossible...
我这种傻子怎么可能和女的分手 for an idiot like me to ever break up with a woman.
只是看起来... It just seems like...
得了 看你的《阴道独白》吧 谢了您叻 Fine, you can go back to your Vagina Monologues. Thank you.
说起来 我明天11点半要见导演 Speaking of, I'm supposed to meet the director tomorrow at 11:30.
是我主动和她分手的 感觉好极了 I broke up with her. That's great.
-只是看不太出... -是是是 一点可能都没有 - It just doesn't seem... - It's impossible, yeah.
我没有那么说 I'm not saying that.
你刚说明天要见导演 You're supposed to meet the director tomorrow.
但我没有车 I don't have the car.
你想让我送你吗？ Would you like a ride?
我可以送你 I'll give you a ride.
-谢谢你 -不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
你听我念这个："我说：'你真好看。' Listen to this, "I say, 'You look great.'
"她说：'你也是。' "And she says, 'So do you.'
"我说：'但我只穿着这件棉胸罩和内裤' "I say, 'But I only have this white cotton bra and underpants.'
"然后她慢慢地脱下我穿的东西 "Then she undresses me slowly.
"酒精冲上我的脑袋 我全身疲软 状态正好 "The alcohol has gone to my head and I'm loose and ready.
"她缓慢小心地让我在床上躺平 "She gently and slowly lays me out on the bed...
"我们的身体触碰着彼此 仅这点就已让我高潮 "and just our bodies rubbing makes me come.
"然后她对我 和我的阴道 做了各种事情 "Then she does everything to me and my vagina...
"那些我曾觉得是下流的事 "that I always thought was nasty before...
"现在我只感觉到 火辣... "And, wow, I'm so hot...
"和放荡" "so wild."
-你在做什么？ -做什么？我在主动出击啊 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? I'm initiating.
别 听着 我得在明天和这个女人见面前把这个读完 No, listen, I've got to read this before I meet this woman tomorrow.
别这样 给我五分钟 Come on, give me five minutes.
不行 我正读着呢！ No, I am in the middle of this!
-两分钟就完事儿 -不 我干嘛答应你 - Two minutes and we'll be done. - No. Why would I?
"然后 这个曼妙女子教会我所有关于我阴道的事 "Afterward, the gorgeous lady teaches me everything about my vagina.
"她让我当着她玩弄自己的身体... "She makes me play with myself in front of her...
"她告诉我 要永远知道怎么取悦自己 "and she tells me to always know how to give myself pleasure...
"然后我就不用再依靠男人了" "so I'll never need to rely on a man."
要是把所有枕头都移走 要是这个世界上没有枕头了 If they took all the pillows away, there was no more pillows in the world...
你觉得会使你困扰吗？ do you think that would affect you adversely?
你觉得你会注意到没有枕头了吗？ Do you think you would notice it?
你觉得那会让你一天都很烦恼吗？ Do you think it would bother you throughout the day?
"这张沙发上没有枕头诶" "There's no pillows on this couch."
晚上的确是 我知道晚上睡觉没有枕头是有影响 I know at night, it would have an effect at night.
咋啦？ What?
无枕之地 写成《阴阳魔界》的一集 所有枕头都没了 A world without pillows. A Twilight Zone episode, all the pillows, gone.
没有枕头 有坐垫可以坐 但是没有枕头 There are no pillows. There's cushions to sit on, but no pillows.
-很高兴见到你 -我见到你才高兴呢 - It is such a pleasure to meet you. - The pleasure is all mine.
我几年前在纽约看过你演《伙伴》 I saw you in a production of Company in New York years ago.
你的表演震慑人心 You were sensational.
谢谢 Thank you.
陶德？ Todd?
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
-我叫"拉里" -等等 你们认识吗？ - It's "Larry." - Wait, do you guys know each other?
-我们见过一次 -我们不能说 -We met once. -We can't talk about it.
呃 这是我老公 拉里 Okay, this is my husband, Larry.
所以 你怎么认识她的？ So, how do you know her?
你肯定不知道 我们是在报摊认识的 在拉斯帕尔马斯 You know what it was, it was that newsstand on Las Palmas...
他取笑我 因为我在翻《狗狗杂志》 and he was teasing me 'cause I was reading Dog Fancy magazine.
-是吧？ -是 对 在报摊 - Right? - Right, yeah, at the newsstand.
他很风趣 顺便一提 He was so funny, by the way.
你有这么风趣的一个老公真是幸运 You are so lucky to have such a funny husband.
但是 你叫他"陶德" But, you called him "Todd."
他给我的名字就是那个 It's the name he gave me.
我不想说"拉里"了 所以有时我会告诉陌生人我叫"陶德" I get sick of saying "Larry." So, I say "Todd" to strangers sometimes.
时不时 我喜欢给自己编一些蠢的名字 On occasion, I make up stupid names for myself.
我还告诉别人我叫"雷神" I have told people that my name was "Thor"...
好吧 行吧 Okay, all right...
你先别说了 Let's just wait a second.
这听起来太奇怪了 听着 你们是不是认识？ This just seems very odd. Listen, do you guys know each other?
你没什么好担心的 只是我们之间的一点私事 You have nothing to be worried about. It's just kind of personal.
是吗？ It is?
我不行了 抱歉 I can't deal with this. I am sorry.
-太诡异了 -别 谢丽儿 别这样 - This is too strange for me. - No, Cheryl, don't do this, please.
-你得重新找个女演员了 -别 谢丽儿 别这样 - You're gonna have to find another actress. - Please, Cheryl, don't do this.
我求你了 不是你想的那样 I'm begging you. It's not what you think.
我晚些再给你说 I'll talk to you later.
我想把话说清楚 I want to make one thing very clear.
你不能提到一个字... You cannot mention one word...
别担心 我不会背叛你的 Don't worry. I would never betray you.
谢谢 Thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
她和她的爷爷上床了 还有她的两个叔叔 She had sex with her grandfather, and both her uncles...
一个妈妈那边的 一个爸爸那边的 One on her mother's side, one on her father's side.
那俩叔叔和她做的时候 还在争谁去守门 While they did it, they were fighting over who'd guard the door.
然后她又和她继兄上床了 Then she had sex with her stepbrother.
她甚至不确定那是不是乱伦 我也理解她的疑惑 She wasn't even sure if that was incest, and I completely understood.
她甚至问了互助会的头 头说也算乱伦 She even asked the group leader. The group leader said that it is incest.
她还没消停 她还有更多事没说 She wasn't even done, she had more.
她总得说完的 下周可能就说完了 She had to stop, she's gonna finish next week.
真糟糕 我不知道是这样 That's horrible, I had no idea.
她们还全程告诉我要匿名 The whole time they're telling us about anonymity.
房间里说的话不能传出去 You can't say anything about what's being said in the room.
-难怪 -我没有选择 - No wonder. - I had no choice.
天呐 我还冲出去了 我还让她重新找个女演员 My God! Then I stormed out, and I told her to get another actress...
把我的机会葬送了 and ruined all my chances.
我敢肯定他们还没找到人 你不如给她打个电话？ I'm sure they didn't find anybody yet. Why don't you call her up?
我不能现在给她打电话 那样她不就知道你给我说了吗？ I can't call her now. Won't she know you've told me this?
不然我们怎么这么快就解决问题了？ How else would we have resolved it so fast?
是哦 那样她就知道我给你说了 -对啊 - Right. She'll know that I told you. - Yeah.
那我们该怎么给她说呢？ What the hell are we gonna tell her?
温蒂 我只是想告诉你我很抱歉 Wendy, I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am...
今天发生的事 真是对不住了 about everything that happened today.
我和拉里谈了 I've been talking to Larry...
他把你们赌瘾匿名互助会的事都告诉我了 and he told me all about how you met at the Gamblers Anonymous meeting.
是的 Right.
我向你保证 我一个字都不会说出去的 And I'm not gonna say a word, cross my heart.
我完全理解 I completely understand.
拉里还把他的牌都摊桌上给我看了 Larry has laid his cards out on the table.
他没有... He's not...
你猜啥？ You know what?
我也是今天才知道他有赌博的问题 I didn't even know he had a gambling problem until today.
所以 你可以想象我们前前后后闹了多久 So, imagine what we've been talking back and forth about.
我只想对所有事抱歉 并且想告诉你... I just wanted to apologize for everything, and I wanted to let you know...
我真的很兴奋 that I am absolutely thrilled...
我感到很荣幸 如果我能出演的话... and I'd be honored if I could do the play...
你们已经重新选角了？ You've re-cast already?
露西蒙顿？ Lucy Montone?
太快了吧 我不久前还在那儿 That seems so sudden. I was just there.
他经纪人给你打电话了 杰夫格林？ Her manager called you. Jeff Greene?
我在演了几季新版《黑暗阴影》 然后演了《酷警察》 I did the new Dark Shadows for some years, and then I did Rock Cop.
啊 那部不错 《酷警察》 That was good, Rock Cop.
-蓝标的 -是 - Blue Label. - Yep.
谢丽儿大卫送的 It was a gift from Cheryl David.
真是讽刺 我们喝了酒你开车没问题吧？ That's ironic. Are you gonna be all right driving after we drink?
-没事 等酒醒了再开 -敬《阴道独白》 - We'll wait it out. - Here's to The Vagina Monologues.
敬阴道 Here's to the vagina.
-肯定是内森来了 -我来开 - That must be Nathan. - Yeah. I'll get it.
嗨 快请进 很高兴见到你 Hi! Please come in. Good to see you.
-我很抱歉迟到了 -没事的 - I am so sorry I'm late. - Don't worry about it.
405路上出了一起事故 一辆车把自己撞了 There was an accident on the 405, a one-car accident.
场面很糟糕 堵了好多车 一团乱 Terrible accident. Lots of traffic, confusion, and so on.
我是医生啊 我得停车啊 虽然我也做不了啥 I'm a doctor, I had to stop. Not that I could do anything.
最后他们终于把那个男的拽出车了 Finally, they got him out of the car...
是一个大胖子 车上还有一个女人 长得可标致了 Big fat guy, and a woman, a real jazzy number.
两个人明显都醉得不成样子 Both of them obviously drunk out of their minds.
男的好像还好... He seemed okay...
那个女的 我觉得她恐怕得在床上躺段时间了 but she's gonna be laid up for a while, I'm afraid.
她被撞的有点惨 还有那车 多漂亮的车啊你说 She's really in bad shape. And this car, this beautiful car.
毁了 57年的雪佛兰 Crushed. A '57 Chevy.
-真的？ -经典款 - Really? - A classic.
-敞篷的？ -对 敞篷的 - Convertible? - Yeah, convertible.
-我多想那车是我的 -是吧 - I'd give my eye teeth for that thing. - Right.
-你们肯定饿惨了 -是的 我很饿了 - You guys must be starved. - Yeah, I'm hungry.
-走？ -行 走 - Want to go? - Yeah, let's go.
-杰夫就有一辆57年的雪佛兰敞篷车 -我知道 而且他确实也胖 - Jeff has a '57 Chevy convertible. - I know, and he is fat.
里昂剧院-《阴道独白》
嗨 我的天！ Hi! Oh, my God.
我们不会久待的 只是过来祝你好运 We're not gonna stay long. We just came to wish you luck.
谢谢 Thank you.
-我就不亲你了 免得把你妆弄花 -的确 谢谢 - I won't kiss you, it'll mess up your makeup. - No, please.
-你看起来美极了 -谢谢 - But you look gorgeous. - Thank you.
-看这高卷发 -这不是高卷发 - Look at that pompadour. - It's not a pompadour.
他们花了好多时间才把我头发做成这样的 Somebody spent a lot of time getting my hair to look just like this.
-我努力在忘掉紧张的情绪... -别紧张 - I'm trying to shake out the nerves... - Don't be nervous.
只是让你说(阴道) 又没让你展示给观众 You only have to talk about it. Not show it.
行 谢了您 都想做谐星哈 Okay, thank you. Everybody's a comedian.
-看出来他都教了我些啥吗？ -看出来了 - See how much he's taught me? - Yeah!
我也不想赶你们出去 不过我需要一些时间整理我的情绪 I hate to run you guys out, but I need time to collect my thoughts.
那我和叔叔就出去了 拜 你会表现得很出色的 Uncle and I, we'll be gone. Goodbye. You're gonna do great.
我的大明星准备得怎么样了？ How's my trooper?
这是导演温蒂 这是我叔叔 戈登医生 This is the director, Wendy. This is my uncle, Dr. Gordon.
吃了没？ How do you do?
骨科医生？ The osteopath?
是的 Yeah.
-你怎么知道的？ -滚出这儿 - How'd you know? - Get out of here.
-什么？ -滚出这里！ - What? - Get out of here!
滚出去 你这坨狗屎！ 滚 你个怪物！ Get out of here, you fucking piece of shit! Get out, you filthy animal!
温蒂 不是... Wendy, that's not...
你就是坨粪！滚出去！ You fucking turd! Get out of here!
你吃了豹子胆了！ How dare you?
在外面等我吧 等剧演完了我去找你 Wait for me outside. I'll meet you after the show.
你个恶心的怪物！你这个懦夫！ You filthy beast! You coward!
你个不要脸的屁眼子 你就是个懦夫！ You fucking asshole, you coward!
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